well….he’s not wrong.

(Source: onedirecting, via paulhigginsstolemyheart)






  •  *Talking about how Liam gets girls*
  • Harry: He went up to a girl and he said “Have you got a plaster cause I grazed my knee…when I fell for you”
  • Interviewer: And this works?
  • Harry: No….Actually yeah! Sometimes. He’s a bit of a pimp.
  • Louis: Yeah.



  •  *Why Paul can't sleep at night.*
  • Paul: *trying to sleep*
  • Niall: PAUL! It's 2 AM, time for my snack!!
  • Harry: Louis Louis Louis I'm bored! Louis!
  • Louis: Shut up I'm on Tumblr! Ohhhh, Harry nudes!
  • Paul: Louis close that!
  • Zayn: Does my hair look better up or down? I can't sleep ugly. I mean, who actually sleeps ugly?!
  • Liam: *waves at camera* Late night love with Liam! Thank you guys for watching even though you should be sleeping! Wait, Paul, what if I influence them to miss school? NO NO, you guys have to log off!
  • Paul: Liam get off the camera!
  • Louis: Harry did you get smaller?
  • Paul: Harry put your boxers back on!
  • Harry: But Paul, it's liberating!!
  • Zayn: Hello! I need someone's opinion! It's only 8 more hours before I start DM'ing, I need to sleep!
  • Paul: Then go to bed!
  • Zayn: But I can't sleep UGLY!!
  • Niall: *crying* Paul, where's all the chicken??
  • Liam: You guys are horrible! The square root of 69 is definatly NOT a number!
  • Louis: Ew Harry, the girls on Tumblr are right, you're a faggot!
  • Harry: You are too!! Paul, Louis' being mean again!
  • Zayn: *rocking back and forth* you look beautiful Zayn. Beautiful.
  • Paul: I need a new job..



gottabe-everything-1d:

Directioner Problems.

(via persued)



  •  *Me in 20 years*
  • My daughter: Mom can you please shut the door
  • Me: 
  • My daughter: 
  • Me: 
  • My daughter: 
  • Me: Turn the light off. I wanna be with you, I wanna feel your love
  • My daughter: Oh not this again
  • Me: I wanna lay beside you
  • My daughter: Mom they're not even a band anymore
  • Me: 
  • My daughter: Oh shit
  • Me: You better run.




1directionstolemyovaries:

Harry’s reaction to a fan flashing him in NZ!

1directionstolemyovaries:

Harry’s reaction to a fan flashing him in NZ!

(Source: , via n-wyorker)